The ” New Reality ” has changed everything
You won’t hear these tunes right now!
HUMAN TOUCH (Springsteen scrapped)
SHAKE A HAND (Little Richard is in hiding)
SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH (Dan Hill over the hill)
DO YOU WANNA TOUCH ME? (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts have left town)
TOUCH THE HAND (Bryan Adams is way off base)
ON THE OTHER HAND (Randy Travis on no hand at all)
I HAVE THE TOUCH (No you don’t Peter Gabriel)
But people are singing the number one song of the day-
CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!!!!! (MC Hammer, you hit it on the nose!)
- Lou Reinitz of LJR Insurance Solutions felt it was time to laugh a bit!